woensdag 20 februari 2008

Shelf Life



Om de diversiteit van mijn action figures
consumentistische obsessie aan te tonen.

I dont wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot
trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!



maar ook:

It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.



en tenslotte:

That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.



(ok daarin komt het konijn niet in
maar wat een top scene is dat he)

Right.

Ik ga Terminator 3 nog es kijken.
Misschien vind ik em nu wel goed.

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