Happy Birthday Denis.

vandaag 18 augustus werd denis leary 53 jaar.


hoera.
de man is een van de redenen waarom ik van stand-up comedy hou.
hij heeft oneindig veel goede quotes:

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck?

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.

Do we need a two-and-a-half hour movie about the Doors? No, we don't. I can sum it up for you in five seconds, OK. I'm drunk. I'm nobody. I'm drunk. I'm famous. I'm drunk. I'm fucking dead. There's the whole movie, OK?

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

check zijn shows:
no cure for cancer (1992)
lock&load (1997)

check zijn boeken:
no cure for cancer (1991)
why we suck (2009)

check zijn tv-reeksen:
the job
rescue me
stukkie the job:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uPW92_Ex8c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MePeyHXkv80

check zijn films NIET behalve:
the ref (1994)
suicide kings (1997)
wag the dog (1997)
monument ave. (1998)
a bugs life (1998) (stem)
True Crime (1999)
the thomas crown affair (1999)
ice age (2002+2006+2009)(stem)

hier babbelt hij over wat van die films:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNifrkvYsHw


check ook de comedy central roast of denis leary (2003)

hier wat comedy:
over koffie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkg0WLj7TJ8

life's gonna suck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsR2Mk4uh_4

roken, drinken,drugs en vlees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q7kUFS-0XQ

over oprah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woL3mre_jgE

en hier interview van graig ferguson met denis leary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1_yu1t8vg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OIYzwalWc

happy birthday!

sommige mensen hebben kerst.
ik heb 18 augustus.


Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT'S IT! End of fucking list!